Saturday, July 30, 2011

The Tree of Life Sucks!!!!

Saw "The Tree of Life" at the Wellington Film Festival tonight. There wasn't much to like about it except for the female lead's gorgeous vintage "day" dresses. Other than that, it was pure crap.

  • TOO LONG
  • Hardly any story line.
  • There were DINOSAURS in it. Dinosaurs that stepped on each other's heads and then decided not to eat each other.
  • Little flames of God that talked, throughout the movie. Does that sound like a movie you want to see?
  • When the mother prayed to God about why her son died (btw we have no idea the circumstances of his death), there is about 20 minutes of pictures of space, "evolution" like dinosaurs with fins crawling onto a beach, and volcanoes.
  • the movie has no ending. It just ends.
  • Sean Penn is in the movie and it's not quite clear why.
This 2.5 hour movie is not worth your time or money, it wasn't worth ours! I wish I could delete it from my brain. What a pretentious load of crap!

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